The coffee overlords have won. What started as seasonal creep has descended into pumpkin spice legions breaking through the fall’s once-impregnable definition of “at least until September starts.”
But now? All hope is lost after Dunkin’ and Starbucks released their fancy new pumpkin drinks in late August. Dunkin’ has the Cinnamon Sugar Pumpkin Latte, while Starbucks has the Pumpkin Cream Cold Brew.
I feel like a Confederate general helpless at he watches a Pumpkin Spice Latte tear through Georgia – because you know the Union ran on Dunkin’.