You Should Absolutely Add Corn Milk To Your Coffee


Look, I am aware that I have a reputation for liking corn too much. I know because I get angry emails about it, but shout at me all you want, I will not be deterred! I will sing the song of glorious corn-flavored milk every morning, energized by my corn milk latte. (If you must criticize corn milk, please do not use the word “weird.” “Weird” is the most boring word you can use as an insult. Corn-flavored sweet things are very popular all over the world, and calling them “weird” just exposes how unworldly you are.)

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